
We were going to make some hilarious joke about a fat woman being a whale, or some fat celebrity (us) riding down to save all sea creatures from an oil soaked death, but we’re tired. Tired of the heat. Tired of hot broads hitting on us. Tired of burning piles of money for enjoyment. So now it’s your turn. Leave captions as comments. Or don’t.
Now we’re off to bang hot ladies on piles of ash that once used to be money. It’s an even more erotic version of that scene in 101 Dalmatians.
- C&J
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Tiny bubbles, tiny bubbles
Make me warm all over
With a feeling that I’m gonna
Love you till the end of time
So here’s to the golden moon
And here’s to the silver sea
And mostly here’s a toast
To you and me
I’d bang Don Ho for the story!
What fat people dream.
Joel what are you doing in the water?!? and why the hell are you wearing a one piece riding that crazy sex toy?!?
“Mrs. Jacques Cousteu demonstrates the first subcycle.”