I’m not sure what made white people think we could tell other races what to do. Being white isn’t all that great. We tend to produce people like this, this or this. For any white person to say someone else shouldn’t be in this country is pretty hypocritical. Remember these guys? However, I just want [...]

THANKS, GOOGLE!

The charger jack on my Blackberry broke sometime over the last couple of weeks. Yes. I still have a Blackberry. “But all of us have iPhones now, moron.” If it’s good enough for this guy, it’s good enough for me. Yesterday I marched down to the Sprint store and pretended I didn’t know what was [...]

LET’S TALK MEL!

“The screwin’  you’re gettin’ ain’t worth the screwin’ ya got!” – Mel Gibson (we assume) Mel Gibson is talented. He’s won Oscars, is a great director, and handsome as anything – which all allows him to bone super hot Russian chicks, who apparently crap roses on pianos. Having said that, Mel Gibson appears to be [...]

ALFRESCO DINING CAN EAT MY SHIT. ALSO, WE’RE BACK!

Chad here. Ok, first things first: Sorry. We do a lot of apologizing in our daily lives, so that may or may not have been heartfelt. You’ll never know. You also didn’t miss us in our three month absence, so fuck you anyway. We had good cause: Chad got a new, grown-up-type serious job, and [...]