One word: Barbara “GottDAMN” Mori! I think I may have just fallen in Mexican love. Granted, Ms. Mori wasn’t born in Mexico, but she got naturalized so it’s all good. If they were smart, they would make her their #1 export by putting her on a non-stop flight to my lap. I’m not one to [...]
Archive for September, 2009
WHY WE LOVE MEXICANS #3
Posted: September 30, 2009 in Best Thing You're Looking At Right Now, Pointlessness, Things I Thought, Why We Love Mexicans0
“Dr. Imagoan Rape was a wonderful pediatrician, a loving husband, and an insufferable drunk…” —OR— “The death of fun.”
COATTAIL RIDING
Posted: September 28, 2009 in Blog Better Than Ours, OKC Goodness, Pointlessness, Politics!Chad of Chad & Joel has many jobs. Professional rum taster, beard grower and accomplished metal sculptor are just a few things he fills his time with between internet porn viewing and crying. Another of these things is writing for the best blog in Oklahoma, The Lost Ogle. Sure, he could have written something original for this [...]
…went outside, completely barefoot, at 1:53am. There’s not much to do in Midwest City, OK. If Oklahoma City had a Hoboken, it would be Midwest City. I was outside just long enough to hear some loud ass machine buzzing and to count exactly 6 stars. We have light pollution, but not like your “actual” cities. [...]
Chad here. I felt mildly obligated to shit out my two cents on the closing of Galileo Bar and Grill in wonderful Oklahoma City. So with Joel’s heartfelt and drunken ramblings behind us, I’ll share with you an open letter to Galileo, its staff, its menu, and its worst-in-the-world public address system. Chad rules. Dear [...]
Two background facts first: 1) This is a real mug shot. 2) This is a woman! “Shit. I sho hope them bitches in central bookin’ don’t think I’s got chocolate milk.” —OR— “Shit. I told that motherfucker I wouldn’t shoot if he’d just give my cousin her empty-three player back.” —OR— “Shit. I can finally [...]
Oklahoma City’s Galileo Bar & Grill in the Paseo District is closing it’s doors. People have told me it’s a great little hang out to see a local band or two. I’ve been there once and I will not miss it in the least. “But you’re a liberal hipster.” Sure. I’m a liberal hipster but [...]
“When I finally hang myself, will it be a hate crime?”
This guy turned 89 yesterday. That is not a phrase that will ever apply to Michael Jackson, Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. or Jonathan Brandis. Why is this? Because Mickey Rooney is immortal. We here at the Chad & Joel Institute of Stupidity truly believe he is a special breed of human the likes [...]
Chad & Joel didn’t write this. If you have right wing conservative friends, feel free to turn them on to this. We don’t know the author so we can’t credit him or her, so we’ll just assume it was a couple of guys like us. Hell, it may have been us but I doubt we’d [...]
